jASON: ahh yes

i: So punctual

An enviable trait

j: It's a character detriment

but I’ll put up with it

i: touché'

j: hahaha

very unfashionable

i: naturally

Surprises are in store.

j: Really?

i: For all of us!

even YOU!

j: oh no

not I

Unless something really good happens

That would surprise me

i: You know the Taoist story about the man who's horse died and who lost his farm, and I think his son passed away too., and each time all his friends came to offer him encouragement and support, but each time he said, how do you know this is bad, it could be good....

j: Stab him!

In the testicle

i: ….then the same man received a large inheritance, and all his friends congratulated him, and he said, 'how do you know this is good? It could be bad.'

the end

THE END!

Well, I gave my screen name to Juan and reminding him that'd we'd be online, but I think I told him 6pm accidentally, so maybe he already came online and then left? In any event, he may drop in, may not.

I put in my notice at work today!

ahh, it felt and feels good

j: to be poor?

i: to be rich, in spirit

j: Tim would be shaking his head

i: And I would shake mine up and down

j: hahaha

i: Hello student loans!

j: I’ve been thinking about the meaning ov life.

i: 'tis a beautiful thing

j: and I think it has something to do with consumerism

purchasing things

i: laughing!

I agree

j: or obtaining them

i: wholeheartedly

j: it just feels so...

fulfilling

i: (for a few days at least)

j: or perhaps i shouldn't have read that issue ov the wall street journal i found laying around outside

i: Free wall street journal! What a day

j: hahah

consumerism!

i: You would have felt better if you bought it

j: The new Christianity

i: 'tis been the case for decades. The new Christianity is the internet!

a bundle of contradictions

j: haha

i: and I love the internet! You don't even have to force me

just like god

mmmmMMMnnnmm. Love that God

j: and the internet is 80% porn!

now what does that tell you about god?

i: God created porn on the 69th day

Porn is just so boring

j: And pop-ups on the 70th

i: hahaa

I prefer women with minimal clothes on.

Not none, just minimal

But it's just too much with the 'automatic hormones'... it's a tad annoying.

so what's our hot topic tonight

kinda like 'hot pockets'

tasty

j: wait-

i: except, wait, I don't even like hot pockets

j: look at this:

http://www.hcnonline.com/site/index.cfmnewsid
=18042498&BRD=1574&PAG=461&dept_id=532207&rfi=8

i: "...prestigious tenant." !

ha!

j: hahaha

The best part is the guy at the bottom's complaint

i: “Expanded line of guitars and high-dollar keyboards...” Just stop already.

laughing

j: “and top-quality high line digital cameras”

i: Like Nikons and shit

j: It's gonna be fun.

i: See, surprises.

j: I wonder if we'll have the stereo wars ov 2001.

The remodel.

Depressing euro-indie rock vs. country!

i: Men threatening to throw themselves off ladders

j: hahaha

i: ahh, the memories.

j: Big burly men who could hurt you if they landed on you.

i: Hone my diving skills.

j: I think we should post somewhere publicly all ov our passwords we have to anything- including atm cards and hushmail.

Just to prove that nothing would happen.

but my fear won't let me.

whyyy?

why this fear?

i: I was thinking about creating a text description and database of every single item I possess, and then posting that online, with the date of acquisition, and departing.

And then documenting everything I ever say, do, or come in contact with

constant tape and video recorders

archived daily

Then I thought, how stupid.

who cares

wtf

and ROFL

j: roflcopter

i: hahaaa

that's hilarious

j: lollerskates

i: Do you think you can change the world if you set out to change the world, or can you only really change the world because it just happens? For example, OK Computer. Radiohead says the interesting thing is they didn't set out to make a BRILLIANT album, it wasn't contrived. There seem to be quite a few albums like this. Then you have bands that set out to create a great album, and fail miserably.

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