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Dialogue: Of consonants, vowels, and
conspiracies... jASON: oh ho istoba: ho ho! aloha j: what's uppa? i: kickin' back, enjoying the freedom of worklessness bakin' a pizza one of those $1.50 ones j: we'll see about that... i: (A) that smiley face always looks like an old grandma with a really good wig someone just posted in the forum at lala.com that everyone must 'run!' (not walk) to see dreamgirls. And gave it 4.5 out of 5 stars, even threatening to later give it the full 5! j: wow! i: I almost picked the knife up I keep close by on my desk, and bid life, ado j: hahaha i: :D j: speaking ov you not working... i: haha j: you could join the circus! i: haha! though that makes no sense, although for humorous reasons! j: no strings attached i: sometimes I feel like I already live in a circus! just a modern day version i: ...Are you still on Windows ME? j: yup i: you should be proud, not getting carried away with technology j: yup i: what does technology do for you, past the point of basic needs, and art? j: hmmmm communication i: true. and that's an artform too j: true i: do you ever feel like you should be able to say something, but you don't know what it is, but you're sure you're never saying it, no matter how hard you try. And even trying to define what it is you're trying to say, you can't? j: what do you mean? hahaha i: ah, the irony (H) j: so you said you wanted to talk about conspiracies tonight i: did I? ahh, my, how the days change j: haha i: do you believe one is better off going with the flow, or sticking to a goal, regardless of the resistance? j: hmmmm it depends on the situation ov course however more often than not sticking to a goal i: finds it's way back to flow? j: sometimes i: haaha! witness how I alter history with my mid sentence insertions sorry continue... j: sticking to a goal though not blindly i: somehow I imagine you eating one of those ice cream push pops between types j: mmmmmmmmmm i: must get ice cream ({) damn't, the suspense is building... though not blindly WHAT!! j: stick to a goal but not blindly i: oh... sticking to a goal, but not blindly, one is more often better off j: yes i: how do you reason j: reason? i: yes, what's your reasoning. show your math :-* (bah) j: 2 + 2 = ? i: so what's on your mind j: conspiracies the main one i want to know your thoughts on... did saddam really hang? i: <:o) yes he did! LET FREEDOM RING!! jUSTICE has been served. WooooHOoooooooooooooooooo! j: hahahaaa you think? you are now stripped ov the title fmluder_x i: (G) (^) (P) (C) back to my easy ol' american life no worries, anymore ever j: hahaha i: EVER! j: go wif da flow i: actually, I think he did. but you can bet there were those veteran conspiracy thoughts that were the first ones out of the noggin j: hahaha i: but then I thought, where would he be, and why? where would they keep him and why and why and why j: well i: and why why j: he's our buddy man we put him in power you know that let freedom ring i: him and rummy sharing rum on ice in front of a warm fire j: hahaha i: reminiscing about the good ol' days j: have you seen the front ov the new 'texas monthly' magazine? i: hahaah! I don't think we get that here :) but you know it's the first thing I go into borders and hunt for! right after I check out the new wide selection of soft core porn j: it has a picture ov Cheney on it with an evil looking face holding a smoking gun and it says "buy this magazine or Dick Cheney will shoot you in the face" i: lol! j: then it says (smaller) this is a artist rendition "we had to put that or Dick Cheney will shoot us in the face" i: wow What's the article about! j: i didn't read it hahaha i: WHAT! haha j: so isn't it mostly conspiracy people who come to this site? i: it's amazing, a lot of the residual visitors still come from search results or links from that 'Is the Temple of Horus a cpu?' article, that someone copied and posted precisely intact on their website, with all original images, old links, etc... j: hahaha i: I bet they're disappointed. But I hope not too j: how old is that? i: gotta be 2001 or 2002 that was actually one of the better articles convincing j: what was it about? i: the design of the Temple of Horus in Egypt in the pyramids matches the layouts of modern day INTEL processor architecture energy travel giant computers j: ahhhh roswell roswell!!! i: lahaha silly human :D (sn) snails are aliens disguised we should make up conspiracies I bet half would be true j: hahaha 2012 we'll all find out i: we could think of some pretty far out there ones... and the kicker is that the true believers would treat it as the gospel I do believe that! 2012, I just have a feeling. Feel it in my gut, like Stephen Colbert says j: there is one i always freak christians out with i: “truthiness, you don't look it up in a dictionary, you look it up in your gut” j: 666 x 3 = 1998 that's when god called all the true believers home we're all left here, which is actually hell i: hey, it's actually not half that bad, hell. and here all along I've been fearing the real hell! but how does 3 figure into the calculation I get the 666 j: ummm i: hahah j: the holy trinity i: ahhhh what about the holy frinity! God, the son, the holy ghost, and... j: benjamin franklin i: lolll possibly it's actually us we're part of the frinity j: ahhhh i: which is actually like a fraternity j: but then there's the evil group i: god creates really hot chicks for us to bed that's the end THE END! j: composed ov gandhi, teddy roosevelt, and martin luther king, jr that are out to get everyone i: I KNEW IT! that's what they always say... "I knew IT!" j: they came up with the myths ov santa claus and dinosaurs to confuse us i: and confuse they did I was just thinking about dinosaurs today, and how come we've never seen large dinosaurs set ablaze! what a sight large brachiosaureses launched into the sun j: dinosaurs are really just big birds i: with humongous slingshots j: so you could light an ostrich and it might have the same effect i: this conversation is over! hahaa well, we've come a long way with ostriches, from our conspiracy starting point j: not really i: but it all makes sense conspiracies make more sense to me than real life j: bill gates is planning to work with the Rosicrucians to send a lighted up ostrich into the white house i: I though bill gates was a good guy, ahh man j: he was, until all that anti-trust stuff put him over the edge what i wonder is how you can prove things things that are solid, like the layout ov washington dc and people will ignore it and think you are nutso nutso! i: there's the rationale used by the puppet masters (as I like to call them), that a conspiracy can be so big, and so obvious, that no one will believe it, for that simple fact. j: ahhhhh the reptiles i heard something interesting about that theory (the reptile one) which goes back to our dinosaur mention i: come to consider it, I've always been suspicious of the lizards proceed j: well i: :-* j: in the gnostic texts ov the bible i: (~) j: (which Constantine supposedly took out) i: (8) :[ j: they talk about 2 sets ov 'angels' i: (li) j: one, a 'slave race' which looked like the alien greys i: (@) j: and another which were reptilian looking and mean i: (&) j: and in control i: (tu) j: in your conspiracy theory days did you ever hear ov that? i: I remember David Icke's mention of the reptilians, but nope not of the alien grays, or that both are angels j: well remember these were stories that people told so they just thought they were angels because they came from the sky i: oh yeah, Finally that line from the X files makes sense j: i saw something recently where someone used a computer program to evolve dinosaurs and they would look like the reptile people Icke talked about what line? i: yikes! their current form is much better. I wonder why they wanted to be dinosaurs about 'angels from the skies' j: oh yeah i: how do you rate the feasibility of that conspiracy. who are we in the grand context? j: i think if the reptile people were real we would have seen one by now someone would have ripped off a mask i: something like a bigfoot sighting or they're really THAT good j: hmmmm might explain some things that are unexplainable by ordinary means the pyramids Jim Carrey i: hahaha hahahaa ahhh that doesn't explain the pyramids j: Paris Hilton looks very reptilian i: quite the skinny and dumb reptile j: so does j-lo Paris looks lizardlike j-lo looks snake like i: I find your references to j-lo and Hilton intriguing, 'and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter' j: hahaha so hjave you ever had any conspiracy experience alien encounters? government warnings? ghost sightings? men in black? i: sadly, none Other than the military visits to NewNetizen.com and seeing all the freemason stuff plastered around town every town and WTC TWA Flight 800 I witnessed these things, on tV j: is that the one that all the eye witnesses said they saw a rocket hit it? i: yep and the FBI took the video tape j: but the witnesses the officials used said something else? i: Why does everyone give the fbi their videotape I think yes j: now we got youtube! i: they only allowed certain witnesses, that happened to witness what the government wanted them to say they witnessed witnessing good j: i wonder if they pay well for false witnessing? i: and yet, only crappy videos of boring people talking ridiculous shit to show for it j: if any government agency is watching, I’d be interested in falsely witnessing if the money's good i: "oh yeah, your honor, it's like the fbi man there said, that's what I seen" j: hahaha i: what'd they blame Flight 800 on? Electrical malfunction well, I'd be scared to shit to fly! fuckin planes blowing up in the air j: alternately, I’d also be a crazy conspiracy theorist that makes people think conspiracy theorists are crazy if the money's right i: that's an honorable reputation because, as science says (and it's always talking through its disciples), nothing means anything inherently so why not make it up as you go! outcomes be damned results be damned except the iPhone must have those results j: hahaha just think 25 years from now we'll be discussing the great apple/ microsoft wars i: that'd be a dream come true. better than these freakin real wars j: it ill be a real war after corporate marshall law we'll all be fitted with cyborg like weapons i: that's it! I'm preparing now large stock of dehydrated food. check! weapons hmm, I'll need to get some American Idol seasons 1 thru 7 and my Polaroid portable dvd player... check! I sometimes really think about something major, something catastrophic happening. Orchestrated or not j: oh my i: People are going to go crazy j: you weren't here for the hurricane i: no one's going to know how to live without their rainbow kids bread delivered and acquirable at their convenient local neighborhood Albertsons j: people freeaked out because their cell phones wouldn't work i: I wonder If I'd be apprehensive about killing people if they got that crazy they're not really like humans when they get that hysterical are they? j: hahaha crazy humans i: I'm afraid I might freak! and not in a Jerry Maguire way movie worthy way I just don't know j: ahhh me either rfor me the snapping point would be loss ov my one big addiction air conditioning i: yes, but you'd be movie worthy! it'd be like that movie you had me watch, with john leguizamo? j: oh yeah i: John's gonna kill me for spelling his name wrong j: land of the dead i: I liked it! which says little j: hahaha i: but it had a great atmosphere j: yeah and you rooted for the zombies when they broke intop the rich people's place i: hahaha! so rooted for them effin richies and they acted just like rich people would act in that situation in their high rise condo oblivious to everything, yet aware j: i know and that movie cost so little to make i: was it in theatres? j: yeah i: I'd like to see it again in GLORIOUS HI-DEFINITION! BLU-RAY HD-DVD! CIRCUIT CITY!!!!!! pheww.... had to get that out j: what about best buy? f them! i: yes, f them circus city that's where it's at and compusa! compusa! j: all your base belong to us!!] hahaha let's bring back outdated computer geek phrases i: oh crap, I don't remember any refresh me j: i was hoping you'd know more i just know that base one i: I can only think of annoying recent pop culture ones m'kay! kthx! j: whazzzuuuuuuup i: woot woot! although I still like woot j: youy did it wront it's w00t! i: you do it your way I'll do it the right way woot!! j: but that's the computer geek way: w00t! pwned! i: ahh, good ol' Karl Rove... "You're entitled to your math. And I'm entitled to THE math." Democrats 286, Republicans shitfaced j: hahaha i: what the hell is pwned? and what is this pRON that everyone keeps saying? j: it's pr0n online porn pwned means owned as in "i owned you!!" i: but why the p? j: because when people type fast they accidentally hit p instead ov o (since they're right beside each other) so they changed it i: hahahahahhaahaha!!!!! you're killing me that can't be the true history j: they do that a lot like teh instead ov the i: can it can't wait to see what our language will look like when all these emo kids are running the world! j: oh yeah i: despite the fun, I don't think we've discussed anything constructive this evening ;) j: sigh paul and his conspiracy theories i: ahahaa j: **rolls eyes** i: :@ *strangle* sometimes I have dreams wherein I'm trying to say something to someone, something important, and they just won't understand what I'm saying, in an acutely intentional and ignorant way, and I'll just keep saying it louder and louder, until I'm screaming, and frustrated to the nth degree, and then I think I cry, or something in the dream that I have no comparable representation for outside of now you analyze my dream, for free (O) j: it means you're gay and don't know how to express it pwned! i: hahahaaha hilarious lol j: do you feel frustrated about that sort ov thing in real life? i: what, telling people something and them not listening? j: yes i: by all means, no. however, going back to what I said about feeling you need to be saying something, yet you don't know what it is. Often that is the case, and also the case that my mind believes I can express it, but what is expressed comes no where close to anything remotely resembling whatever it is that is unresembleable it's quite confusing I saw this commercial with little talking frosted mini wheats. it made me laugh pwned! lol j: ha i: fuck, I hate lol it's so unrepresentational of the true effect j: rofl is so much better i: I like just saying it rofl rofl wtf j: hahaha i: or all together roflwtflmao lmao! lmao!!! that's the best lemao! j: let's make up a new one ijpmlsh i: I laughed! again ijpmlsh j: "i just pissed myself laughing so hard' i: I just peed my left shoulder I was typing that before you put yours hahahaa lmao! ijpmlsh I love it! j: so what do you do when you get the feeling you described? i: I know not what to do. I feel all my efforts are unfruitious I'd give up trying but then, there's nothing better to do I don't believe it I profoundly don't believe it j: i wonder if other languages are more expressive i: that the state of not being able to express whatever it is, is real, or possible yes!! I'm very interested in learning another language for some reason, latin j: pig latin i: hahaha j: uchmay etterbay i: I've never even been good at pig latin sulk (#) get outta here sun! j: what about conspiracy theory? i: quit trying to brighten my day I still love them LOVE j: no i mean can you speak it? i: there's an unspoken code. yes j: hahaha "don't oswald my bilderberg" i: hahhahha hahahaa Don't WTC my TWA! or my OKC, WACO! hmmmhmmmm beautiful j: i'm gonna dividian your taliban i: lmao! hahah I wonder if only we find ourselves interesting other people read this, and they're like wtf?! j: lets be more proactive in the fourth quarter on a going forward basis, utilizing synergy no wait that's corporate speak i: we need a meeting! I've got it! let's all meet! and discuss things j: all? i: that's my corporate speak we have meetings at work for everything j: ahhhh there's a dilbert comic where the boss tells him they're having a pre-meeting meeting i: lmao! the punch line's not even here yet j: and he says (sarcastically): do you think it's wise to just jump right into a pre-meeting meeting?" then in the next panel the boss is doing roll call for the pre-pre-meeting meeting i: ijpmlsh j: and dilbert's co-worker is saying to him "you think you're funny but you're not" i: ahhhh dilbert knows the meaning to life j: what a great comic one ov my favs i: well I suppose I'm gonna hit the sack, as I haven't been getting to bed before midnight, and up at 6am. j: okee
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